Urban Dictionary

31.7.07 by Cookie Basher

Το Urban Dictionary είναι ένα site, μεταξύ σοβαρού και αστείου, που υποτίθεται ερμηνεύει τη slang (και καλά). Πέρα από την ερμηνεία υπαρχουσών εκφράσεων και λέξεων, οι χρήστες ουσιαστικά βγάζουν εκφράσεις από τον κώλο τους το πουθενά και οι υπόλοιποι ψηφίζουν ή κάτι τέτοιο τέλος πάντων.


Μες στη βλακεία του, έχει και κάποιο ενδιαφέρον χιούμορ.
Μερικά τυχαία επιλεγμένα λήμματα:

sapiosexual One who finds intelligence the most sexually attractive feature.
"I want an incisive, inquisitive, insightful, irreverent mind. I want someone for whom philosophical discussion is foreplay. I want someone who sometimes makes me go ouch due to their wit and evil sense of humor. I want someone that I can reach out and touch randomly. I want someone I can cuddle with.
I decided all that means that I am sapiosexual."


cafediem Caffeinate the day.
To ask someone if they want a coffee, say "cafediem?"

pregret The feeling of regretting something you're about to do anyway.
Every Friday night, I pregret that I will go to the club. I know I will stand there like an idiot and won't talk enough game to bring anyone home with me.

nintendonitis A chronic painful condition that effects the muscles or joints in the hand, fingers and/or forearm after playing videogames too much.
Dude, I played Final Fantasy for three days straight, but my Nintendonitis flared up so I couldn't play anymore.

a barbara a she-male, or rather, a pre-op transexual
the league of gentleman's taxi driver is the original article: a barbara


A bag of smashed assholes A person looks like a bag of smashed assholesie there really ugly
"man that girl looks like a bag of smashed assholes"

B'jesus Μore than good God and Jeus Christ, this is a crazy amount of shock. Often accompnied by stammering and lack of actual human communication.
B'jesus, 3 nipples maybe but five?? That just takes the piss!

J Lo Booty A butt of a abnormally large size on a woman that is very attractive, large butts on obese women do not qualify as a J Lo Booty.
Dam, Alexis has one J Lo Booty, her ass is huge!

Zesty sexually aroused; turned on; see horny (χα!!!)
damn that one issue of playgirl had me zesty as hell in no time!

5 comments:

nikisot said...

epishs mporeis na pros8eseis to gkyrapa: kagkouras ( ek tous get( r) up )
:P

Cookie Basher said...

κάπου σε έχασα..:Ρ
come again?

(δεύτερη φορά που δε λειτουργεί το νιονιό μου;)

Anonymous said...

E ναι λοιπόν, είμαι ένας περήφανος sapiosexual pregreter!

:p

Keen On Boys said...

lol
εμείς με κάτι παιδιά στο Εrasmus είχααμε βγάλει το "yesternight" επειδή ολη μέρα κοιμόμασταν και γενικώς λειτουργούσαμε κυρίως βράδυ και αντί να λέμε yesterday λέγαμε yesternight :P


PS: Πιστευω οτι όλοι είμαστε pregreters

Cookie Basher said...

Στο λήμμα pregreter πρέπει να βάλουν τη φωτογραφία μου :Ρ